Less than meets the eye.

Posted by Jon at 6/8/2009 1:30 PM
Categories: Jon,Politics,Entertainment
 
 White trash.
Actress/Mannequin Megan Fox is giving clueless Hollywood whackjobs a bad name. In a recent interview, the Transformers star attempts to fill American theaters by wishing death on half the audience:
Bad news for those living in “Middle America.” Actress Megan Fox would like Megatron, the evil character from her new movie “Transformers,” to blow you up. Kat Giantis, of Wonderwall, reported the actress was recently interviewed by “Total Film UK.” Although nobody asked her who she would like Megatron to obliterate, she volunteered it anyway.

When asked how she would stop the ruthless Megatron from demolishing the world, Fox first said that she would “barter with him.” She then, however, went on to say, “... and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"
Her latest film, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, opens next week. Let's hope the attendance figures are so bad, she'll assume Megatron followed her advice.

P.S: When you hear hysterical sobs coming from a trendy LA club at 2 a.m., it'll be Ms. Fox mourning the fact that I will no longer return her calls.

P.S.S: I should have worked the words "bikini" or "nude" into this post to bump our traffic from search engines. (Hey, looks like I just did!)

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