ExLg has again scooped the media world by finding moderator Gwen Ifill's secret list of Vice Presidential debate questions! (Drudge will have that flashing siren graphic up any second now.)

Gwen Ifill's Vice Presidential Debate Questions

* Is it smart for a mother to abandon her young children and jet around the country with an older, married man?

* When field dressing a moose, you bleed it, break the bones, slice it, then gut it. Gov. Palin, how would that experience guide your Social Security policy?

* Joe, when you talk to Barack, does he ever mention me?

* Yes, I've written an inaugurational book titled “The Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the Age of Obama.” But to be fair, I've also written one to be released if Obama loses — “The Breakdown: Politics and Race in the Age of a Cancer-Splotched Crank and a Stupid Moose-Hunting Whore.” Too subtle?

* Should taxes be doubled or tripled? And what about the second year?

* Gov. Palin, please briefly explain how Quantum Chromodynamics give rise to the physics of nuclei and nuclear constituents. And Sen. Biden, in response, what's your favorite color?

* So what salary range is Obama considering for his White House press secretary? Full medical/dental, I assume?

* Time for audience questions. Remember to limit the subjects to Delaware history, Washington cocktail parties and male pattern baldness.

UPDATE: Looks like two other bloggers mined the same comedic vein. Treacher here, Autopsy there.