Washington is abuzz about former White House press secretary Scott McClellan's scathing  "tell-all" memoir about his years in the White House. But there are many more revelations yet to be reported by the MSM.

10. Karl Rove's weather machine wasn't powerful enough to cause Katrina, but it did add to the general mugginess afterwards.

9. Dick Cheney was replaced by an animatronic robot in 2005.

8. Yes, Bush came in second place in Florida, but Gore was actually third. (Even as a write-in, Ricky Martin beat them both.)

7. Condoleezza is short for Merrilynnecondoleezzandra.

6. They haven't started on the border fence yet, but they did complete a 1,400-mile-long border speed bump in February.

5. John McCain smells like cheese.

4. Bush did nothing, even though he knew months ahead of time that Kelly Clarkson would win American Idol.

3. The "White" House, huh? More like The Ecru House.

2. We were supposed to invade Iran in 2003, but spellcheck didn't pick up the Pentagon's typo.

1. Soylent Green is terrorists.