Introducing the ObamaFish™!
We've joked for months about Obama casting himself as a secular messiah. But with recent developments in Kentucky, the Lamb of Chicago is playing the God card in a big way.
Since his state campaign motto is "Faith. Hope. Change." (seriously, it is), we've decided to design a more appropriate bumper sticker for our Democratic savior:
Get your ObamaFish™ today!
UPDATE: A shout out to the morons and thanks to Ace for the link. And Hot Air as well! Check it out.
Since his state campaign motto is "Faith. Hope. Change." (seriously, it is), we've decided to design a more appropriate bumper sticker for our Democratic savior:
Get your ObamaFish™ today!
UPDATE: A shout out to the morons and thanks to Ace for the link. And Hot Air as well! Check it out.
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5/16/2008 3:36 PM
LawBB.net Blog wrote:
He is Come! Or so many claim. Senator Barack Obama has been labeled the Messiah, or a Secular Messiah, since in many ways he is either positioning himself as a Savior of the American people, and his devotees are acting in a curious religiously fashion. Especially since his Tennessee campaign motto is "Faith, Hope, Change." Yes, really. Strange no one calls him on his blatant appeal to the Christianists among us. Thus, the clever folks at Exurban league have created this: And I can't…
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5/16/2008 12:40 PM
Moonbattery wrote:
Coming soon to every Prius and Volvo in the parking lot: Via Exurban League and Ace of Spades HQ; on a tip from V the K.... -
9/7/2008 3:57 PM
Public Secrets wrote:
And thus Exurban League has done the followers of the Prophet Barack (Hope! Change! Waffles!) the favor of creating one for them. Presenting the Obamafish! You know, if I didn't already have both a Darwinfish and a Cthulhufish on my -
5/19/2008 12:57 PM
Mazurland Blog wrote:
Jim Miller and I have been going back and forth with posts and emails every time the Lamb of Chicago kicks up his sanctimony a notch. Although Obama seems to be oblivious to how he comes off, the right wing -
5/16/2008 11:14 AM
Ace of Spades HQ wrote:
The Obama Fish: ExUrban League also offers Obama proclaiming Peace in Our Time. On the Obamamessiah, Gerard Baker weighs in on the Great Redeemer: The alert among you will have noticed by now that what all these spiritually uplifting leaders...
The Book of The Obamassiah
The Obamassiah shall reveal himself to us by his teachings, which will be the spoken word in the form of the finest silk and silver.
Do not fear if the words of the Obamassiah are not at first clear, you need only to hear them and believe. Be not afraid if the feeling of a cool breeze runs up one’s leg. Do not fear if the words of his glory remove you from your senses and fainting occurs.
Our savior shall become known to us by the wreath of arugala upon his head and his ears for they shall take the form of the handles of a jug of the finest wine.
I. Thou shalt not speak the middle name of the Obamassiah. To do so exposes thine as a racist and it shall not be tolerated.
II. Thou shalt not mention past associations of the Obamassiah. To do so exposes thine as a racist. For despite any recent or current friendship his holiness may have with them, he was only a child when they ran afoul of the law. Or he missed that sermon.
III. Thou shalt not mention praise of the Obamassiah by murderers and tyrants. To do so exposes thine as a racist, it is a sign that thine has truly lost one’s bearings.
IV. Thou shalt not mention the schooling of the Obamassiah at any point in his existence. To do so exposes thine as a racist.
V. Thou shalt not question the Obamassiah more than eight times. To do so exposes thine as a racist. For the time of his holiness is of a value beyond your own.
VI. Thou shalt not question the past of the Obamassiah family arrival or his birth. To do so exposes thine as a racist. For events in time matter not if they occur differently than his holiness speaks of them. It matters only that you believe.
VII. Thou shalt not question the words of the Obamassiah’s spouse. For if her words mirror those of the past associations of his holiness then thine is a racist twice over for the mention of them. (see II)
VIII. The purveyors of words to the people shall cast only praise on the Obamassiah. To turn from this exposes thine as a racist and a soldier of the unbeliever and thine should be cast out and lose any source of livelihood.
IX. Thou shalt not question the patriotism of the Obamassiah. To do so exposes thine as a racist. For by not displaying any outward love for his land only proves his love for his land.
Those unenlightened to the truth, and the light, and the way of the Obamassiah shall cling to armaments and religions other than that of the Obamassiah and will mistrust his glory for they understand it not.
This is the word of the Obamassiah.
Herendiththelesson
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Most excellent, oh so true, and more than just a bit frightening!
Great job!
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Spot on. This should be nominated for some kind of award. It should be unfurled in a giant banner on the Sears tower. Five stars. *****
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I am so jealous that I didn't come up with this version of the Ten Commandments.
An excellent achievement, worthy of a Pulitzer prize.
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Obama the Pious. Whatever happened to separation of church and state? Oh, that's right: it's okay when it works in their favor.
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Obammit! Why didn't *I* think of this???
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Barry which is Obama's birth given name, change his name. Many more unreported details on the next President of the US is located on http://o.bamapost.com
God have mercy on the US
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If there is an Obama bracelet, it should read:
"What would Obama do? Okay, now what would Obama do tomorrow?"
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