There she is...

Big news on the Puerto Rican Democratic primary:
A spokesman for Hillary Clinton says the Democratic presidential hopeful will pose a question to a contestant in the Miss World Puerto Rico pageant via a prerecorded video.

Spokesman Angel Urena says Clinton was invited to participate by pageant organizers and had a lot of fun recording the question. Urena did not say Wednesday what the question will be in Thursday night's pageant.

Clinton and presidential hopeful Barack Obama have been vying for votes in the U.S. Caribbean territory, where 55 delegates are up for grabs in the June 1 Democratic primary.
So, what question did Hillary ask? Thankfully, Exurban League has uncovered an exclusive, top-secret document containing not one but 10 questions posed by Hillary Clinton. (And this time Drudge, please credit ExLg when you place this with the flashing siren thingy. Thanks, buddy.)

Ten Puerto Rican Beauty Pageant Questions as asked by Hillary Clinton

  1. How does it feel to be objectified by the dominant patriarchy?
  2. What is the one feature you'd change about yourself? Other than the "being Puerto Rican" part.
  3. My husband hasn't been hanging out in your dressing room has he?
  4. When is the pantsuit competition?
  5. My opponent's health care plan will require insurance companies to provide "guaranteed issue" minus pre-authorization. Obviously, the actuaries will resist community rating, while network-model HMOs will pre-empt any federal mandates. So, is he naive or just stupid?
  6. Okay, but if you HAD a stained blue dress, would you get it dry cleaned right away?
  7. Could one of you seduce my opponent and maybe make a video or something? That would really help me a lot.
  8. I was wondering, could you maybe give my daughter a few tips on, you know, tarting it up a bit?
  9. Don't cha wish Obama was hot like me? Don't cha wish McCain was a freak like me?
  10. So, is Ricky Martin gay or what?

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