"I, for one, welcome our new maverick overlord."
Numerous sources claim that Gov. Mitt Romney will drop out of the presidential race today. Let me be the first to say it:
(Updated from our first Instalanche here.)
(Updated from our first Instalanche here.)
...and I'd like to remind him that a trusted member of the center-right, I can be useful in rounding up hardcore conservatives and potential Federal court nominees to serve in his underground illegal immigrant verification camps funded with leftover campaign finance money.
Or something like that...
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