Developments are flying fast and furious on the Pvt. Beauchamp Beauchump scandal. Here's a summary of where it stands:

The New Republic: Check out our all our cool action stories! Aren't the troops naughty?! Booooo, war!
The Weekly Standard: This sounds off to us... anyone else agree?
Confederate Yankee: The story's crap.
Blackfive: #%@!-in' crap.
Every other righty blog: Uh-huh. Way bogus.
Exurban League: Total bull. Oh, and could someone link to us?
Every leftie blog: The story's right! Truth to Power! No blood for oil!
The New Republic: We stand behind our story. It's all true!
Hot Air: What about all these flaws?
Dean Barnett: And what about all these other flaws?
The New Republic:
The Corner: Well?
Crickets: Chirp.
Exurban League: Yoo-hoo! Over here!
Beauchump: It's all true. I'm like Hemingway and stuff. Neocon chickenhawk stupidheads.
The New Republic: Yeah!
Every leftie blog: Allahu Akbar!
The Weekly Standard: Sorry, it's still bogus.
Exurban League: Beauchump's goin' to Leavenworth. (Oh, and just one link is fine.)
Little Green Footballs: And send Foer to Gitmo!
Hugh Hewitt: TNR better apologize.
Dean Barnett: Foer better quit.
Patrick Ruffini: Mitt should do the YouTube debate!
Instapundit: Indeed.
The New Republic: Okay, we've checked and re-checked and everything's totally true. Except one thing, but that doesn't matter. Trust us.
The Weekly Standard: It is not true! The Army backs us!
The New Republic: Is too! The Army backs us!
The Weekly Standard: Is not!
The New Republic: Is too!
The Weekly Standard: Is not! Is not! Is not!
The New Republic: Is too! Is too! Infinity!
The Army: Can we just kind of keep out of this? Seriously. There's like a war on and stuff.
Exurban League: Hi Army! Can you friend me on MySpace?